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Shower of Blood 2004

SHOWER OF BLOOD
(USA 2004)


Director:
Tiffany Kilbourne

Starring:
Lia Montelongo
Martin Shannon
Melissa Mountifield
Dave Larsen





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SHOWER OF BLOOD

Shower of Blood

LEE
reviewed this film and gave it:


I'm going to give this film 2 stars. But they're a big pair of amateur, in your face, silicone moulded stars with no clothes on, because that's what this film is: a big amateur video filled with naked girls walking around hoping their silicone implants make up for their complete lack of acting talent.
Mind you, they're right at home in this joke of a film as the cameraman, script writers and director also suffer from the same severe lack of talent.
(So did the leading girls plastic surgeon. I've seen more convincing breasts on a Barbie doll!)
The plot, what it is, revolves around a group of college kids roaming around a big old house in the middle of the woods late one night. Naturally, in such a cliched script, they're all so scared they decide to take their clothes off, have showers and lie naked on the bed dreaming of rose petals. Then a hammy old actor who we're supposed to believe is a vampire turns up and starts picking them off one by one. Or at least it's probably one by one. The films so badly written and edited its kind of hard to follow what's going on. We'll settle for "not much".

The way I see it, there's two ways to enjoy this film:
1 - As an item of ridicule with a gang of your wittiest mates and a ridiculous amount of booze.
2 - Quietly on your own with the video set on fast forward, a big box of tissues and a sign on the door saying "Do Not Disturb. I'm Wanking!"


SUSAN LARRELLE
reviewed this film and gave it:


Tee Hee! I'd love to be in a film like this. I wouldn't evenhave to learn how to act.




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